Hello. Today I created The Best Sandwich on Earth. I haven’t consumed bread since 21 August, and, it’s been quite a few months since my last chomp upon flax seed wrap because restaurant Eden has closed, and they were my source! The prospect of a gorgeous sandwich strummed like a muse in my head for the past few weeks, and today I needed it. My legs felt weak, and I needed more oomph for my lunch than usual. So here we go.
Start with a BAG of goop from the coop.
The goop. :)
I won’t even show you the ingredients. Super processed. But vegan “cheese slices” have come such a long way since my last indulgence of five years ago.
These babies are golden. Organic veggie wraps. Totally “junk free zone,” indeed.
Ingredients: organic zucchini, organic apple, organic flax seeds, organic coconut, organic turmeric, organic oregano, organic onion, and black salt. JESUS. Who wants gross bread when they can have this stuff?
A plate by Anthropologie, featuring a cute praying mantis.
Our signature base layer, in mustard.
3 diagonal tomatoes.
Add spinach! You should have seen me shopping in the produce section! Ha ha ha! It was a laughing stock. It’s much different than using tweezers on the salad bar. And I actually needed to wash it for myself. #OldDogNewTricks
Decorate with cheese, in the fashion of a smile. Did you know that the smiley emoji was created at Pittsburgh’s CMU in 1982?
And did you know that a cheese smiley featuring heart eyes was created by Nicole Marie Story in 2017?
Ha ha ha! Give it some pig tails.
The best sandwich on Earth.
My head exists in a happiness coma.
I ate 2. And they were marvelous.
PS Here’s a yoga pose from last night.